Ted

• Newscaster on the muggle evening news
• Is he a wizard??
  • "And finally, bird watchers everywhere have reported that the nation's owls have been behaving very unusually today. Although owls normally hunt at night and are hardly ever seen in daylight, there have been hundreds of sightings of these birds flying in every directions since sunrise. Experts are unable to explain why the owls have suddenly changed their sleeping pattern." The newscaster allowed himself a grin. "Most mysterious..."
    • That grin makes me think he knows what's up.
• Co-worker is weatherman Jim McGuffin.