The Letters From No One

• The escape of the boa constrictor earns Harry his longest ever punishment.
  • By the time he was let out of his cupboard, the summer holidays had started
    • Dudley's birthday is June 23rd, when did the summer holidays start??
      • Dudley has already broken several of his birthday gifts
      • First time out on his racing bike, Dudley knocks down Mrs Figg as she crosses Privet Drive on her crutches.
• Wish school over, Dudley's Gang visits the house every day.
  • all quite happy to join in Dudley's favorite sport: Harry Hunting.
• Harry expects to be finally going to a different school than Dudley
  • Dudley accepted to Vernon's old school: Smeltings
  • Harry expects to go to Stonewall High
    • Dudley says Stonewall stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day, offers to help Harry practice
      • Harry declines, says "The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it--it might be sick."
• On a day in July, Petunia takes Dudley to London to buy his Smeltings uniform
  • Harry left at Mrs Figg's
    • Mrs Fig not as bad as usual
    • She broke her leg tripping over a cat, and wasn't as fond of them anymore. (perhaps the cat that represents Peter?)
    • Harry gets to watch TV and is given old chocolate cake
  • That evening, Dudley paraded around the living room in his new uniform
    • boys wear maroon tailcoats, orange knickerbockers, flat straw hats called boaters
    • they also carry knobbly sticks, used for hitting each other when teachers aren't looking
      • Good training for later life
    • Vernon's proudest day, Petunia cries about how handsome "Ickle Dudleykins" looks
    • Harry might have cracked a few rips trying not to laugh
• The next morning, a horrible smell is in the kitchen
  • large metal tub in the sink, with dirty rags in gray water
  • Petunia is dying old clothes of Dudley's gray to match Stonewall High's uniform
  • Harry says he didn't know it had to be so wet
    • Petunia tells Harry to not be stupid
  • Harry thinks he will look like he's wearing bits of old elephant skin (thought, not said)
• Dudley bangs his Smelting Stick on the table
• They hear the click of the mail slot and flop of letters on the door mat (regular postal mail, no mention of owl)
  • Vernon tells Dudley to get the mail
    • Dudley says, "Make Harry get it."
    • Vernon tells Harry to get the mail.
    • Harry tries to retort, "Make Dudley get it."
    • Vernon tells Dudley to poke Harry with the Smelting Stick
    • Harry dodges and goes to get the mail
  • Three things in the mail
    • Postcard from Marge
      • vacationing on Isle of Wight
      • ate a funny whelk, ill
    • brown envelope that looked like a bill
    • and--a letter for Harry
      • Mr. H. Potter, The Cupboard under the Stairs, 4 Privet Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey
      • envelope is thick and heavy
      • yellowish parchment
      • address written in emerald green ink
      • No stamp
      • purple wax seal on back, bearing a coat of arms:
        • Lion, eagle, badger, snake, surrounding a large H
    • Vernon calls Harry to hurry up, asks if he's checking for letter bombs
  • Dudley first notices Harry has a letter
    • Vernon sharply jerks the letter out of Harry's hand